The Resume of Jesus

Position Applied For – A Place inside your Heart.
Name: Jesus Christ
Address:
Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible Keywords:
Christ, Lord, Savior, Jesus

Hello, my name is Jesus – The Christ …
Many calls me Lord! I’ve sent you my resume because I’m seeking the top
management position in your heart.
Please consider my
accomplishments as set forth in my resume.

Qualifications:
… I
founded the earth and establish the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19).
… I
formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7).
… I
breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7).
… I redeemed
man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13).
… The blessings
of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See
Galatians 3:14).

Occupational Background:
… I’ve only had one
employer, (See Luke 2:49).
… I’ve never been tardy, absent,
disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
… My employer has nothing but
rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17).

Skills Work
Experiences:
… Some of my skills and work experiences include:
empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the broken hearted,
setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the
blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18)
…
I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me
shall well safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).
…
Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you
of your sins, (See 1 John 1:7-9).

Educational Background:
I
encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and
understanding, (See Colossians 2:6).
… In me are hid all of the
treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).
… My Word is
so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a
lamp unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
… I can even tell you all
of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).

Major
Accomplishments:
… I was an active participant in the greatest Summit
Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26).
… I laid down my life so
that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).
… I defeated the
archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See
Colossians 2:15).
… I’ve miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick
and raised the dead!
… There are many more major accomplishments, to
many to mention here.
You can read them on my website, which is
located at www dot ? the BIBLE.
You don’t need an Internet connection
or computer to access my website.

References:
… Believers and
followers worldwide will testify to my divine healing, salvation,
deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance.

In
Summation:
Now that you’ve read my resume, I’m confident that I’m the
only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your
heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs
3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I
start?
Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).